Paul: Sorry man, I had to go orangastank and now we're all out of rectum ribbon.
Joe: Dammit Stan. Go buy some more!
Joe: Dammit Stan. Go buy some more!
by Gary2234 June 13, 2011
Get the rectum ribbon mug.When one person gives another person anal sex "to make hole" after suffering a tort. A legal form of restitution in some states.
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Jason McGroin, a mechanic, accepted an offer to fix Emily Brown's car after Emily alluded to paying with sexual favors. Emily did not put out, and Jason sued for rectumpense. The Supreme Court ruled in McGroin's favor, holding that Emily's implied blowjob, with interested, equated to anal sex.
by Honorable Justice Scalia April 2, 2014
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A rock... inside of a rectum. It is used to either describe a rock in the Anus or to be displeased with something.
"well I just avoided the rectum rock that is paypal support."
"Hey Mom, did you take my rectum rock?"
"Hey Mom, did you take my rectum rock?"
by sIurb May 13, 2021
Get the Rectum Rock mug.Dude... I'm only able to take a shit at my own house thanks to my shy rectum. Now, whenever I go on vacation, I always get backed up.
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Get the Rectumtangle mug.Derogatory term for beligerent males of indeterminable sexual origin, implying aggressiveness in the homosexual act without necessarily seeking consent. Most rectum ransackers are found in all male communities, e.g. Prison, Public School, etc.
Joe's doing 6 months in Barlinnie.....Imagine the rectum ransackers that'll be firin' it up his ass on a regular basis?
by Erchie McGeakle December 24, 2006
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