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Collecting the Receipts

(v) the act in which one screenshots text conversations to use as blackmail in the future
Susan: I can’t beileve he said that? He shouldn’t get away with that

Clair: Girl he won’t. I’m collecting the receipts.
by Claret Mcbrowb June 12, 2018
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forgot the receipt

This is an expression used when someone takes a dump in the public bathroom without wiping or flushing. In this context, receipt means toilet paper.
"Ew..."
"What?"
"Someone forgot the receipt!"
"That's disgusting."
by Random_Wordz January 24, 2022
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ass stamp receipt

Known for always having a large butt from photos and videos.

Proof of Maintaining a big ass over a long period of time .
Sam: “ou girl did you get a butt lift ?!”
Bonnie: “ Tsss hell no sweetheart check my ass stamp receipts !” Lol
by Mdussa January 3, 2024
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brazilian receipt

A sex act in which one partner has hot wax applied to their pubic region during intercourse and the wax is removed forcefully during climax. Afterwards, you are left with a waxing paper covered in wax and hair. Thus, the Brazilian Receipt.
My girlfriend gave me a Brazilian Receipt last night. It was painful but it felt so good.
by ejectable January 12, 2023
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Read Receipt Ghost

Read Receipt Ghost (pronounced: reed ree-SEET gohst)
noun, informal

1. A person who has deliberately turned off read receipts in a messaging application, making it impossible for the sender to know whether the message has been read, thereby creating an air of uncertainty. A technique often employed by those who are: habitual liars, privacy ‘enthusiasts’, and/or those who only use people for selfish purposes while ghosting (in an unprovable way) the rest of the time.

Pronunciation: /ri d rɪˈsi t goʊst/
“I’ve been messaging him for days and either he turned off his read receipts or he’s not seen my messages; he’s a read receipt ghost.”
“Dude only texts me when he wants something, when I text, nothing. Dudes’ got read receipts turned off and says “I didn’t see your messages””
“I’ve noticed you’re a read receipt ghost, mind turning on your read receipts for me?”
by English is evolving October 28, 2023
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