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baking a quiche

The worst excuse to use when peeing behind a dumpster.
Police Officer: Sir what are you doing?

Guy: Don"t mind me officers, I'm just baking a quiche.
by solid goldner March 2, 2011
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Quiche Lorraine

a baked flan or tart with a savoury filling of Bacon and Cheese (usually a mature Cheddar) thickened with eggs, usually eaten cold, made popular from the UK hit TV show 'ready steady cook' and created by the chef Ainsley Harriott for the then shows host Lorraine Kelly who enjoyed it so much that she squealed with excitement.
"I rustled up a few quiche Lorraine's for easter"
by Witwhoo September 8, 2019
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Quiche Eater

One who is not a real man. There are multivarious rules by which one would be defined as a quiche eater, but here are a few:

Quiche eaters like to buy flowers for dates.
Quiche eaters do not look for trust funds and big breasts while dating.
Quiche eaters wear cowboy outfits when they are in the middle of major metropolitan areas.
Quiche eaters do not gamble nor do they idolize James Bond.

If you find yourself under the spell of a woman, chances are you are a quiche eater. Don't look at other definition and think it has anything to do with homosexuality. This is about lifestyle choices that heterosexual men are forced to make.
Jake was busy dating a hollywood supermodel with big gozangas. The date consisted of drinking. He then bashed the woman over the head with a club and dragged her by the hair back to his place. Jake is a real man.

Todd's date consisted of preparing and feeding his woman quiche. He dressed up in his finest cowboy outfit to do this. Todd is a quiche eater.
by BussaBuss July 17, 2010
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quiche eater

Used for calling someone gay.
"he looks likes he eats quiche"
"you quiche eater!"
by Sloan Frog April 28, 2008
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quiche eater

An upper-class or upper-middle-class person, presumably a snob or a trustifarian; one of the gentry; a person with effete or elitist tastes or habits; a patron of fern bars and Whole Foods supermarkets
'This neighborhood will be ruined if we get one more quiche eater moving in. They get in a house and multiply like rats.'
by anarcissie August 26, 2011
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kerbside quiche

A combination of excessive alcohol and fast food you had eaten & drank not that long ago and then vomited up in a nearby gutter, doorway, footpath etc. When it is vomited up its all mixed together thus you now have a kerbside quiche.
Tonight, Alfred had drank so much piss, he had even eaten a whole pizza to himself. On the trip home he felt sick so we had to pull over and let poor old Alfred do a kerbside quiche.
by AshEddie February 8, 2008
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Vietnamese quiche

Pouring a bowl of noodles on someone’s genital area, cracking a raw egg on top, then sitting down and doing a wet fart in the noodles. Works best with a Bombay bad boy, ask your ma.
“Made a Vietnamese quiche last night, now I’m up for GBH, was boss!”
by Teevmeister September 10, 2021
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