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The Pyro

The best "fuck people over" class in Team Fortress 2. The Pyro is good for fucking people over, mainly characters like The Spy, because he can pretty much blast fire everywhere in a room and end up killing every cloaked Spy inside. One cannot tell what the Pyro is saying behind his mask, whenever he tries to talk all you hear is a bunch of "hmmhmhhhmmm". The Pyro comes fully equipped with a Flamethrower which can continue to do damage even after death, and an axe known as the "Axe-tinguisher" the Axe-tinguisher is an axe wrapped in... barbed wire... and has a 100% critical chance if the enemy is on fire.
The Pyro: HMMMHMHMH
by maxatron July 31, 2009
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Pyromaniac

A person who likes to burn or blow things up
Matt is such a pyromaniac, he blew up his house.
by Matt April 27, 2003
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Pyroception

The ability to perceive a red head, ginger, or firecrotch without actually seeing the color of their hair.
After talking to Kelly on the phone, Mark's pyroception kicked in and he knew she was a fire crotch.
by Methysan August 17, 2010
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Political Pyromaniac

A person who gets a thrill out of setting people up against each other, especially in online bulletin boards and often regarding people and issues in their locality. The Political Pyromaniac may take a posting or email message and forward or copy it to another person, knowing that it will cause a virulent reaction. The PP essentially likes to set fires and stand back and watch the ensuing fireworks or explosion. They are also the peeping Toms of the Internet and closet drama kings and queens.
Charles, a known Political Pyromaniac, received a group email post. Tina said a website owned by a man named Jim was "an amusing little supposedly non-political site." Charles forwarded the message to Jim. Jim then sent an anti-Tina email to everyone on the group and copied it to her bosses, trying to get her fired. He pointed out that Tina's husband was "a city police officer," which was not relevant to anyone receiving the message. The recipients didn't really know Jim or why he was so upset or what he was getting at. They responded in Tina's defense. Charles sat back and watched the action and then quietly unsubscribed from the email group.
by Marthakay May 2, 2008
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pyrokinesis

The ability to create, manipulate, or extinguish fire using one's mind. Similar to telekinesis, and aerokinesis.
An example of pyrokinesis would be using psi to enhance a flame, or to extinguish it.
by Srž Tanjur August 6, 2006
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Pyrocynical

All Hail Pyrocynical
by IfYouReadThisUHaveTheBigGay April 28, 2019
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Pyromaniac

One who enjoys all that fire has to offer. Could be artists or maniacs.
That pyro is a maniac.
by trombley October 20, 2003
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