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IB Program

The International Baccalaureate program or IB Program is a very exclusive program in which the people who created it’s only goal is to drag there student as close to suicide as physically possible without losing their jobs. This program will quite literally make you lose your marbles. You thought you liked school? Not anymore. You thought you liked art? Not anymore. You like Music? Well too fucking bad. This program will crush your hopes and dreams until you are nothing but zombie filled with useless information. As someone in this program i can attest to the shear amount of times you will threaten to quit the program but just can’t bring yourself to do it. IB is a cult. The only positive thing this program will lead to is severe alcoholism, and addiction to narcotics, a deadly STD, or if you get lucky, a stoner who has lost self respect. On the bright side though colleges might like you slightly better! 👍
If i stay in the IB program i might actually hannah baler myself.
by Fawkchs December 7, 2021
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tuple-programming

In programming languages, such as Lisp, Python, Linda, and others, a tuple (pronounced TUH-pul) is an ordered set of values. tuple-programming is a new agile software development practice where a group of more than 2 programmers sit around a workstation and work together on a problem.
The AI team at Cresta is tuple-programming this afternoon.
by strin May 17, 2019
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Trivia Programmer

These programmers don't know actually how to write code from scratch or engineer anything; They watch youtube videos online on leetcode and the dry principle 100 times over. They can be intern vloggers, or some layed off PR intern from a big corporation. They commit to open source projects (documentation) and have a soft filter background pfp (With a bland tshirt, short hair or extremely long hair, it's binary; And talk in a very monotone soft voice). Their daily routine consists of waking up, reviewing all the trivia for their language, going into work and not being able to debug anything. However they can talk up a storm, just not actually be the engineers they're required to be. They job hop to the next job before anyone can figure out they actually don't know what they're doing. In meetings they will spit out all the trivia they know, keeping up the act long enough so the manager doesn't notice anything.
Person A: "You remember Jerry? On lunch yesterday he was talking about how he made project x and y in this framework, and how our systems can be completely re-written and improved within a month on this new cool framework he couldn't stop talking about"

Person B: "Oh yea I remember him, he seemed knowledgeable, he passed our medium and hard questions easily."

Person A: "Yea, haha thought the same thing. Turns out he just sat around doing leetcode all day, but I don't know if he even knows what a breakpoint is"

Person B: "His github was really nice!"

Person A: "Well he couldn't debug anything, I ended up doing all the work for him. I think he was just a Trivia Programmer"

Person B: "Really?"

Person A: "Yea he kept asking the same questions, didn't write anything down, never saw any improvements even though I was helping him. I think he just new a lot of trivia, but he can't code"

Person B: "Oh a Trivia Programmer"

Person A: "Yea, last I checked he's making lofi hiphop soft filter videos online about the dry principle. I don't think he applied it in any of his work"

Person B: "His latest video is 'Former Senior Startup Executive Developer Advice' and 'Doing Leetcode As An Intern'"
by cynical idiot May 25, 2023
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The Kali Protection Program.

A group of people all over the united states who's jobs are to protect Kali Sousa where ever she is, no matter what costs.
I'm part of The Kali Protection Program.
by KPP agent 768 September 25, 2011
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visual basic programmer

someone who *thinks* they know how to program, but in reality is pretty average... almost always don't really understand the inner workings of a computer... they get scared by things like call stacks, registers, pointers, assembly, or anything that has to do with the guts of a computers...

also, they are generally not smart enough to do embedded development...
embedded developer: i just hacked the can bus in my car... used a philips tja1050 transceiver, paired it up to a mcf5485 coldfire, developed the logger and gauge renderer in C (gasp!) using codewarrior and spat the image data out to the tft in my car to have virtual gauges on everything!

what have you developed lately?

visual basic programmer: an ftp server...

embedded developer: oh... cool...
by champski April 3, 2009
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Programming

The Best way to ... everything! Seriously you can program when you're:

Sad, Happy, Dancing, Sweating, Running, Jogging, Sing, Eating a Banana, Listenning to Britney Spears, Ignoring a Britney Spears Concert, Sitting, Standing, Baby-Sitting, Baby-Standing, Dressing, Undressing, Looking, Feeling, Living (preferably), Dying (although you might have better things to be doing), searching, meeting, throwing, dazing, shooting, carpetting, doing homework, breaking, screwing, Distressed, disgruntled, angry, pressed, stressed, etc. You get the point.

But I find it extremely useful right after a break-up. See example....
int main()
{

struct girl {
int happy_level;
char next_action(100);
int execute_action();
int render_action();
}

girl Susan = new girl;
Susan.happy_level -= 1000000000;
Susan.next_action = "Jump off cliff";
if(Susan.execute_action())
{
Susan.render_action();
}
else
{
cout<<"The action could not be executed. Susan's life will now become hell."<<endl;

while(1)
{
Susan.happy_level -= 1;
}
}
}
by Veggie April 3, 2005
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dynamic programming

In computer science, dynamic programming (short: DP) is a method for reducing the runtime of algorithms exhibiting the properties of overlapping subproblems and optimal substructure.

Mathematician Richard Bellman invented dynamic programming in 1953. The field was founded as a systems analysis and engineering topic which is recognized by the IEEE.
The problem looks too hard to solve - it must be dynamic programming!
by Your SCAR Grandpa June 26, 2006
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