penismonkey

*licks screen* a monkey with a loving towards cocks, and everything penis related.

John: Woah! did you see that monkey? it was going wild on that cock! Must be a PenisMonkey
Monkey: OOH OOH AAH AAH PENIS

by Chadnoman July 20, 2020

penismitten

Another word for slut or hoe.

Josh: Do you know Jessica?
Adam: Ugh, yeah. She’s such a penismitten.

by Normanheart March 9, 2022

Penismongering

Like warmongering - asking, even trying to make war happen. But, y'know, trying to make penis happen.

Ah, don't mind Jerry he's just penismongering.

by Lechuga3738 July 31, 2022

Penismuncher541

Penismuncher541

Penismuncher541

by Penismuncher541 August 9, 2022

penismajines

A small human with a small dick

You are a penismajines Luke Skywalker

by ルカ吹いてルック衣服 November 9, 2022

The Prophecy of The Penisman and Peniswoman

The Prophecy of Penisman and Peniswoman states that they shall fall in love.
Like in Romeo and Juliet except it last a lifetime and don't kill themselves.

They will have a kid known as the chosen one

Have you ever heard the prophecy of the Penisman and Peniswoman

by S0u134t3r26 October 2, 2022