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Punjabi Style Sword Fight

A term made popular when reddit user "Furies" asked an honest question whether if it's worth it to sword fight his gf dad, in Punjabi style at that?

Many users suggested various solutions ranging from getting the ferocious dad drunk and sword-fighting the fuck out of him to puss out of the situation and end the relationship. Although some users pointed out that brown dads love to troll like no other and its no fuckin big deal. Blind in love, retard white boy hinted at taking sword fighting lessons.

As of now, we have no clue if the silly white boy is alive or dead. He might have already won the heart of the sword dad by winning the fight. Or he could be--let's just say the crazy dad made a fuck curry outta him.

Whatever the outcome is, he already sword fought his daughter and won. She liked it.
White Boy 1: My girlfriend Nisha wants me to meet her parents.

White boy 2: Yo better watch out. Her dad might wanna "Punjabi Style Sword Fight" your ass.
by Jhonny Walker May 2, 2011
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punjabi slap

The act pf putting curry on your penis and then whipping it onto a persons face.
"I just punjabi slapped todd earlier"

"Eat my punjabi slap"
by Greenbones December 20, 2015
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Punjabi Popsicle

when a man shits in a condom, freezes it, and then the woman uses it as a dildo
Stacy used my Punjabi Popsicle that iImade last night!
by hilesmiggins September 9, 2016
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Punjabi pussy

The reason why India's population will overtake China.
Me: "Why are there so many Indians in Canada now?*
Indian: "Because we love to bang Punjabi pussy!"
by ThisIsMe01 April 12, 2023
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Punjabi-hole

Used to refer to a bizarre, confusing, or nonsensical analysis or research, typically one from which it is difficult to extricate oneself and must utilize altered evidence.

Reminiscent of Reddit user Punjabi-Batman who conducted extensive analysis into the alleged Malaysia Airlines MH370 Portal dissapearance videos by manipulating the videos (changing color values, frame by frame, AI video enhancing) to find minute details in order to attempt to prove their credibility. He also would make videos on Android and comment in round about ways to obfuscate original sources.
If you go down a Punjabi-hole you might start to convince yourself.
by CuriousWonder December 8, 2023
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Punjabi Hole

1. The specific location within a video in which compression alters the appearance of the image.

2. An artifact from video compression provided as proof or validity of an event that didn't occur (generally) aided by excessive documentation, unrepeatable experiments and/or high contrasted imagery.
The orb produces a Punjabi Hole in the clouds.
by _statue December 8, 2023
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Punjabi Power Play

An utterance of an act that leads to victory in any type of game, be it a video or board-game. Always said after the fact.

The power play itself can refer to any thing or action that made the person win said game.
The person uttering it has to be Punjabi or in league with a person of Punjabi descent for the PPP to make any sense.
*When playing dice*
Player 1: "You rolled 2 "6's" in a row, how is that even possible?"

Player 2: "It's the Punjabi Power Play baby!"
by Jilips November 22, 2022
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