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look at that unfortunategames
by deffintlynotmilesperry January 30, 2023
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Unfortunate

When you’re hungover to high hell and your mom alerts you that you’re picking her up two hours away
That is beyond unfortunate man
by Swiller21 May 7, 2023
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Unfortunate love

Usually, in movies or shows, one, the protagonist falls in love with somebody, but the person they love breaks their heart.
“he has unfortunate love…”
by Mr. Gupta August 8, 2023
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Unfortunate Christmas

A feeling which can only be described as forlornness, dismay, and a heavy heart intermingled with the absence of snow outside, the absence of a significant other by your side to mingle the holidays away, the absence of Christmas parties, and recognizing how unfulfilling your life is while you dread the obligations of it. This feeling may stir anytime around Christmas, but it becomes more poignant as the aforementioned day nears. A feeling which utterly negates one's excitement towards the Holidays if there was any to begin with. A feeling that which when suffered, causes irreversible emotional and psychological wounding that makes the victim experience acute and prolonged sorrow.
"Why do you look so down? Cheer up!"
"I can't..."
"Why is that?"
"I'm going through an Unfortunate Christmas"
by 凯男 December 24, 2023
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unfortunately straight

someone who doesn’t actually like women/men and their interests, but is unfortunately sexually attracted to them.
Girl 1: What's wrong emwith that guy?
Girl 2: He's unfortunately straight.

Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: it means it's unfortunate that he's sexuallt attracted to women but doesn't care about their interests and only views them as an object to satisfy sexual needs and to cater to his every whim.
by CatWoman8696 January 9, 2024
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unfortunately straight

Someone who is “unfortunately straight” doesn’t actually like women/men and their interests, but is unfortunately sexually attracted to them.
Girl 1: What's wrong with that guy?
Girl 2: He's butthurt that I rejected him because he's unfortunately straight.
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: It means that he is sexually attracted to a person but cares not about their interests or anything that makes them a human.

Girl 1: So he see's you as an object to satisfy his wants and needs without reciprocation?
Girl 2: Exactly.
by CatWoman8696 January 9, 2024
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unfortunated

this word was specifically crafted to piss off the masses (bb17) who believes that words are only for lexicographers to create and compile a stupid stupid book of made up fucking words.
bb17: unfortunated is not a word!

me: yes the fuck it is because i made it up
by Bb17hater February 7, 2025
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