punched in the face by urine

metaphoric phrase that describes what one experiences when urinating after having consumed a significant amount of asparagus.

Dani - "Have you ever noticed that your pee smells funny after eating asparagus? It's like being punched in the face by urine!"

by tinogrrl January 12, 2011

Donkey Puncher

When a man is having anal sex with a person, and he punches them in the back of the head to make them clinch up on his dick.

Jim donkey punched that girl last night.

by Kent June 15, 2003

clown puncher

A derogatory term used to discribe one who has been caught masterbating. Also usful in slaging someone.

Leave me alone ya clown puncher!

by Joe Mama November 28, 2004

car puncher

Somebody who habitually starts unnecessary and intense Facebook arguments with random strangers.

May also punch cars.

"Don't be a car puncher, Nicole. Just walk away from the thread your uncle started about anti-vaxxers."

by elliko May 20, 2021

IP Man Punches

A series of 10 or more straight punches to the body in quick succession with alternating hands.

1. Look at how fast that guy's IP Man punches are.

by Donnieyen July 8, 2012

punce daddy

Means a Complete wimp.

A complete failure

Dude, Your a Punce Daddy.

Your the biggest Punce Daddy

by prodger August 25, 2006

bum puncher

A slang (and usually derogatory) term for a homosexual. It was used by Stephen King in hi novel "It".

In "IT", a policeman states; "On the subject of bum punchers I'm neutral."

by geinman May 1, 2013