Pudman

A man who is in a constant state of stonedness

Look at that man in the corner hitting a phat that seems to be made from some type of large melon! Whatta Pudman

by StonerUK8903 October 25, 2006

pudop

To poop in a tube upon a rooftop.

"dude you just pudoped that poop shoot"

by Behaming Mya July 31, 2006

punometer

A particular friend or acquaintance whose reaction is used to measure the success of a pun. Usually selected based on their lack of approval of puns in general.

The joke went down well, but my usual punometer wasn't there, so I don't know how good it really was.

by TheJ9 June 1, 2011

A Pedometer

A meter used to detect pedos.

Joe Mama: I have A Pedometer and it is going off!
Deez: Dude, where’s the pedo??
Pedo (Mr krabs): It isn’t me i swear!!

by SoapMuncher May 29, 2022

pedoman

When someone on a online chat likes girls/guys who are a lot younger than him/her.

person 1: wow her voice is hawt
person 2: ^ pedoman

by Supercap January 14, 2017

pedomeeter

Someone who takes pleasure in looking at rather chunky male children

see
veeter
meeter
pedoveeter

im surprised to find out that most pedophiles are pedomeeters too. Like Chito

by The Happy April 9, 2005

pudiminimina

1. A sket who is either only just over or just under the legal age limit.
2. Having sexual intercourse with said girl.

From a dancehall record where the MC says "put it in a minor" but muffled his voice so not everyone would understand what he was saying.

Pudiminimina, giving me a shiner

by C Lot October 30, 2004