Prevoid

(verb) - a cross between "prevent" and "avoid". You do this to stop bad stuff happening.

(verb) - a cross between "prevent" and "avoid". You do this to stop bad stuff happening.

To prevoid what is happening, we should be more careful of our actions.

by Adrianna Lazaro February 27, 2015

Providitis

An epidemic that leads organizations to use the most boring verb in the English language – provide.

That nonprofit's website has a serious case of Providitis - all of their goals are to "provide XYZ."

Nonprofits always have the same narrative:"We exist. Give us money so we can PROVIDE things"

by pubpol555 November 9, 2017

Providence Steamroller

When a person defacates on another during relations and proceeds to roll around in the filth, thus simulating a steamroller but with poop.

Johnny gave Sally a good ole’ fashioned Providence Steamroller last night when he rolled around in his poo.

by jcameron01 July 3, 2018

Providence Catholic

Providence Catholic somewhere where you can repeatedly be told that we’re all a family for only 12 grand a year. The disciplinary guidelines are so ridiculous that you’ll feel your a citizen in North Korea, unless of course your a wrestler. The faculty will tell students that you have a leg up on everyone else because you go to providence as students will flee from the school freshman year on because of how much easier it is to succeed at any other school. Be prepared to sit through way too many student council assembly’s throughout the year even though the only say they have in anything is what color streamers the Christmas Dance (that no one will go to ) will have that year.

“Oh you go to Providence Catholic?”

by Matthew “volleyball” Russo August 11, 2020

provider beard

Facial hair worn by pussified, emasculated cucks who have sacrificed their testicles, wallets and pride to domineering female spouses or significant others in exchange for sex and social acceptance.

Similar in look to the ever popular dad beard, men who sport a provider beard often have one or more of the following traits: a side-parted preppy hairstyle, SJW approved eyeglasses (for the visually impaired) J. Crew polo shirts, Nantucket shorts, Sperry Top-Siders and an aura of feigned happiness.

Hey, who is the bearded guy driving the soccer mom SUV? Oh, that’s just your cousin. His provider beard is all that remains of his manhood after his wife made him have a vasectomy.

by DJtadd May 21, 2021

provido

if your friends call you provido, you have vip entrence to small wiener club. every girl hates a provido, most girls just run away

damn that guy is so provido, just look at him. Im glad i aint no provido

by 69mommmmmm May 11, 2022

Good Providence

A phrase often used instead of "good luck". It has a more religious connotation, implying that God or some external force will provide for you.

A: I'm going on stage in 5 minutes, wish me good luck?

B: I don't believe in luck, good providence!

by Godzillacon3 May 26, 2017