protean

versatile like LeBron James

Wow, that guy is so protean!

by ballerbron November 13, 2018

general protection fault

A crash that occurs often on a Windows 95 based machine (ie Windows 98, 98Se, and ME)

by Arran August 3, 2003

Game-protect scam

A service offered by someone extremely mentally ill scammer for the threat that does not exist with the service that doesn't exist.

I used a Game-protect scam service and got scammed for $200. Now he is suing me.

by btct November 12, 2019

participant of an involuntary personal protein spill

someone who puked, in VERY proper terms. just like there is no such thing as toilet paper anymore, now it's bathroom tissue.

the dinner my wife cooked was so disgusting that i became the participant of an involuntary personal protein spill!

by rockin' randall 1973 March 18, 2010

Protection

1. A condom or other contraceptive
2. A gun, knife, or other weapon
3. A form of extortion whereupon the victim agrees to pay his 'protector' not to beat or otherwise harm him. Old school organized crime scam.
4. Clemency from authorities via political or other connections.

1. Before you bang that nasty ho you better have protection.
2. I ain't goin out after dark in this hood without protection.
3. Vinnie hit up the shopkeep for his protection money.
4. "Fuck you, man. I can sell this crack all I want. I got protection."

by DoktorJ December 28, 2005

he protecc

The act of one defending someone or something.

He protecc but he also attacc

by YoloMcSweegle April 21, 2018

liquid protein diet

Swallowing enough semen to be able to subsist solely on that intake.

Kevin's eyes widened dramatically when he saw Stephanie remove her dentures; and he purred with pleasure as she next informed him that she'd quit Weight Watcher's to try the liquid protein diet instead.

by Niemand of Chaos March 29, 2005