antiwar protestor

Someone who needs to learn to spell.

Anti-war ProtestEr.

The Anti-war protester cannot spell protester.

by Jbooze October 12, 2003

protester

A person who seriously engages in the hobby of protesting. They run around screaming trying to change the world by getting "them" to do the right thing instead of finishing college, getting a job, or running for office.

My last girlfriend was mad about the environment, the War, and animal rights, so instead of working she went to meetings with other angry protesters.

by drdavidcalling September 23, 2006

protesturbator

n. a person who likes to frequently participate in demonstrations in order to feel good about advocating some issue without really doing anything impacting

Geez! Those protesturbators have signs covering their walls from every rally they've been to.

by V4V December 19, 2008

protest drunk

When you have to do something you don't want to do so you fully commit to hating it and get very drunk in protest, generally to blackout levels.

"Yeah, he made me watch a movie I didn't want to and after the first scene I knew I was gonna get protest drunk."
-Audrey

by Barnburner3 June 30, 2017

submarine protestant

A Christian/Protestant churchgoer who only surfaces for church services on Christmas or Easter.

Bob finally showed up at church last Easter Sunday. He is a submarine protestant!

by John Mulshine September 17, 2007

shit down protest

The act of unfurling a log of faeces while at work with the intention of ‘sticking it to the man’.

Johnny is staging a shit down protest because his boss made him work a Sunday. He’s been in there for four hours.

by Napoledan January 6, 2020

Protestantism

Fucking Cringe

"Protestantism is fucking cringe"

by TheSharpestTool July 29, 2020