Property of Ones

A bougus mathematical Theorum by Strongbad graduate of Crazy go nuts university: The oneitude is directly proportional to the colditude of the one. In laymans terms, A one that is not cold is scarcely a one at all

Acording to the Property of Ones, this one has a low oneitude level

by Jeff October 8, 2003

prophecy

A word that, in many stories, seems to be synomymous with "plot".

"You're going to be king one day!"
"Why?"
"Because the prophecy says so!"

by The Gone One March 23, 2009

roses of the prophet mohammed

The name for Danish pastries, adopted by bakers in Iran in late February 2006, as a protest against the propogation of Danish cartoons representing images of the Prophet Mohammed.

We will have roses of the prophet mohammed with tea for breakfast, inshala.

by Scott J. March 19, 2006

Prophet

Prophet is a weird person who genuinely believes he is dead. Everyone from any of the art collab Discord servers would always try to dropkick him and absolutely murder him. Prophet is also best friends with Ice and they love to sit by or even in the fire together.

"Hey wanna dropkick Prophet?"
"Sure :D"
//dropkick @Prophet
"I'm going to dropkick Prophet into the fire."

by CelestialOmen April 12, 2020

vaginafront property

The 'inner spoon' position, especially when referring to a girl snuggling with her pets.

Deuce and Moose are constantly vying for vaginafront property during pack snuggle time.

by alpha123 December 5, 2007

Forgotten Prophets

A World of Warcraft Alliance guild on the Skullcrusher server.

Forgotten Prophets are /famous.

FPFTMFW

by StevePerrySucks February 23, 2009

swollen property

A chick caught cheating, "red handed" , with a dick in her hand.

He left his old lady cause he walked in the room and she was caught with swollen property.

by lane3192 September 10, 2014