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JavaScript programming 

Similar to booty call, JavaScript programming is to have, or desire, a sexual encounter with someone.
Man, she was sweet, I wanted to do some JavaScript programming with her.

Programicable 

That which is able to be programmed.
This revision to the code is most definetely programicable.

programming 

A systematic brainwashing of sorts used in the penal system as an attempt to turn inmates into people who can function acceptably in society.
Inmate #36524 refuses to program; let's throw him in the hole.
programming by groundless November 5, 2003

Predictive Programming 

The idea where the elites want to make stories but they don't have the capacity to come up with something novel, so they just create media where the story is something that they plan on doing in the future.
Guy 1: Did you see the White Noise movie?
Guy 2: No, I heard it was a stupid movie that was only intended for an esoteric elite who planned the East Palestine event.
Guy 1: What a bunch of predictive programming bullshit.

extreme programming 

The practice of more than one (usually two) people working together on the same piece of code at one terminal with the intention of creating the greatest snippet of code ever.
Alex: This section is code is awesome!
Bob: Don't thank me, thank extreme programming.
extreme programming by henners123 October 16, 2008

paid programming 

when a politician makes a speech on television---it's paid programming, and you paid for it.
The State of The Union speech is a perfect example of paid programming.
paid programming by archimedest September 11, 2006