A probe used to measure the width of the hole on your dick.
Mainly used by nerds like Roman to see any width improvement
Mainly used by nerds like Roman to see any width improvement
by WeinerWank’nWilly November 26, 2019
by tincopper2 May 9, 2013
A poor man's GTO.
by TIMMY January 12, 2004
a large penis, able to make contact with the bladder during intercourse, even when using the missionary position.
At first glance, Laci was intimidated by Brock's bladder probe. But with her skill and expertise, she quickly brought it into submission.
by brock.x.landers March 17, 2009
any person or thing that exhibits any negative, unfavorable, or dislikable characteristic or quality
"Dude, my roommate just busted a blueberry fart - what a jarvis probe."
"Agent K banged that girl without a condom. What a jarvis probe!"
"I should have gone to med school - there are just too many jarvis probes in law school."
"Agent K banged that girl without a condom. What a jarvis probe!"
"I should have gone to med school - there are just too many jarvis probes in law school."
by Section Quattro November 6, 2008
An unnessecarily anal probation officer. Anal in the sense of being too uptight, probe being short for probation officer.
by Goldie-Lou September 13, 2006
The act of gesturing with hands and feet between men's room stalls to solicit man on man but not gay sex.
by Well Hung September 1, 2007