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Cocktimus Prime

A giant cock, too large and powerful to be called Cockzilla. It is the Cock of Cocks.
Last night that bitch I was with almost knocked herself out cold when she had her head too close to my balls as Cocktimus Prime was transforming. Dumb bitch, so I used Cocktimus Prime's main weapon, the baseball bat swing, and knocked her skank ass out anyway. All hail Cocktimus Prime.
by Bigg Sexxxy November 15, 2007
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Metroid Prime

A very good game, with revolutionary level design..which unlike most games, levels are not friggin SYMETRICAL!!Surprisingly many games use symetrical level designs. It won awards for that so don't argue
The best friggin game of 2002; It is my intention to play metroid prime for several hours
by Trogdor June 19, 2003
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Primal

When your true sexual instinct comes to light, you mate ferociously like your primal ancestors.
Friend 1: "Hey, how was sex with that blonde chick last night?"
Friend 2: "Dude, I hadn't jerked off in nearly 2 weeks, so I went full primal on her. The only thing she saw the whole night was the pillow."
by OhSteve March 8, 2020
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Primary Lotus

When you're 69'ing a girl and about to bring her to orgasm, wrap your arms around her tightly, open the eight gates, yell "This is my ninja way!" and spin as quickly as you can off of the bed and slam her head into the ground.
"Yo, how was the sex last night?"
"She was being annoying, so I used the primary lotus on her."
"Damn, Guy sensei would be proud."
by weebdefinitions November 27, 2018
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Metroid Prime Trilogy

The greatest first person shooter from Nintendo.
Filled with action, adventure, mystery, suspense and more!
I just destroyed the Mogenar War Golem!
That was a awesome fight in Metroid Prime Trilogy!!
by nelsonator687 October 21, 2010
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Metroid Prime

A first person shooter involving the exploration of a planet formerly occupated by the chozo being intoxicated by phazon and taken over by space pirates.
Metroid Prime- 2002 Game of The Year!!
by j00r April 10, 2003
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primenesia

Amnesia caused from over-ordering from Amazon. Forgetfulness regarding what one ordered from Amazon.
I came home from work today with a dozen packages on my door step all bearing the Amazon smile logo. I have no idea what the fuck I ordered and am clearly suffering from primenesia.

It's like Christmas everyday at my house, when I order from Amazon I always forget what I ordered and suffer from primenesia.
by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018
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