by badrain March 01, 2009
- noun
Specific term used to relay the pain associated with the inappropriate use of child-safe toys in sex games.
Specific term used to relay the pain associated with the inappropriate use of child-safe toys in sex games.
Person 1: I thought it would be funny to see if I could fist myself with Optimus Prime, but I blew out my rectum.
Person 2: Looks like you paid the *lowers sunglasses* Fissure Price...
Person 2: Looks like you paid the *lowers sunglasses* Fissure Price...
by retardedgenius October 24, 2011
by farmerfreddie September 22, 2009
by left my heart in saskatoon February 13, 2015
The cost of an item that is unreasonably priced or unduly expensive when compared to similiar items. Similiar to excessive fees for a "profession service" such as a doctor, CPA, designer or other professional services rendered.
Don't shop there, everything is professionally priced.
Do you have something cheaper, this is professionally priced!
Are all your products professionally priced?
Do you have something cheaper, this is professionally priced!
Are all your products professionally priced?
by Charles R jr. June 13, 2007
Can't believe he asked me to shoot his wedding for a friend price of $100. For fuck's sake, I'm a professional photographer! Been doing this shit for years. I normally charge, at minimum, $5000 to shoot a wedding.
by Dictionnaire Diabolique September 04, 2017
by Justmetheoneshefuckedover March 16, 2022