shotgun pellets

shotgun pellets

"shotgun pellets"

by vfxrn December 31, 2022

rabbit pellets

What you get when you are partly constipated and strain with all your might while defecating on the toilet, so called because the tiny balls of feces in the bottom of the toilet look like rabbit dung.

"I strained for half an hour in that bathroom and all I was able to get were rabbit pellets."

by Braveheart's thirst for blood August 20, 2006

pellataso

Pellataso is a god that the religion "Peltos" believes in.
They believe that Pellataso is a god that grants wishes to humans on earth.

I believe in Peltos and worship the god Pellataso.

by m4yh3m June 6, 2020

Pellet Gun Watch

Whilst your homeboy is rolling a J, You must keep pellet gun watch to keep the pigs (and green fiends) at bay

"Yo Ted you're on pellet gun watch ey"
"You roll, I'm on pellet gun watch"

by OiiiiNaaa January 19, 2008

Pelle

Used in sentences for describing a person, means very nice.

That guy is very Pelle!

by ellep September 4, 2009

Preclap

When the only person in an audience of many foolishly provides a completely unnecessary clap during the middle of a speech, show, gala, event, etc. This is caused due to the person anticipating an audience applause way too early.

The act of idiocy is followed by (a) a surge of heat rising up the spine of the tard which typically leads to complete embarrassment or (b) the unexpected pause by the speech giver and the awkward rise of a half-assed audience applause.

Opposite of the infamous afterclap

"The fag over there preclapped but the man wasn't even done talking. Just keep going Mr. Obama."

by Tuitu March 10, 2010

Wank Pellet

A name used to describe someone who is a proper time-wasting bell-end, a really useless prick.

"Dave hasn't turned up for work again, he's a proper wank pellet

by Chodenibbler May 29, 2018