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Elvis Presley

A great man who was never tempted in the same way as jacko. He is undisputed king of Rock 'n' Roll. Basically holds all the records in music and is still number 1 in UK charts to this day.

Only bad point is that he was American.
o look He's number 1 again
by Duke of Earl January 31, 2005
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Presley

A large fat line of drugs to be snorted. Named after the King himself, for his legendary tolerance. A Presley is not recommended to anyone without the proper tolerance as overdose is possible.
hey buddy, cut me and Daddy a Presley. These are really rowdy PK. get a line. Don't hurt yourself.
by Yikestime August 8, 2011
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Presley

#20
Presley is loved.
by Hayson Potts March 6, 2020
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Mrs. Presley

assistant principal at marina village who likes to give everyone detentions.
student-runnning down the stairs because hes late
mrs. presley- come to my office , you have detention after school
by mr young man October 3, 2011
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Presley

When one gets on all fours and is spanked with a ruler.
Damn after that Presley, that dudes ass is gonna be red for weeks!
by StabbedinthefastLane April 19, 2007
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Presley

Who is to far in denial to see that someone is hopelessly in love with you even when everybody else can see it
Omg Presley is being such a Presley
by Wonderbreadcow November 24, 2018
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An Elvis Presley

When you go to drop a dooce, but you find yourself constipated and must proceed to shamefully exit the shithouse unrelieved. A rare occurence since the invention of laxatives.
Doug: Last night I ate that whole box of Cheerios and this morning I totally pulled an Elvis Presley.
Tom: I knew something was up. The bathroom was unusually stank free this afternoon.
by Jakee B April 27, 2008
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