Prawo Jazdy

The most reckless driver in North Ireland, or so thought the irish road police. In fact "Prawo Jazdy" stands for "Driving License" in Polish and every pole's infraction of the law was being credited to Mr. Prawo Jazdy because the policemen misread the Polish driving license.

- Can I see your license, sir?
- here (*hands license*)
- Mr. Prawo Jazdy huh?!

by Lenqz March 16, 2011

Prawn of humour

This saying is in essence ironic as 'The Prawn' is inherently a sad, misguided but humble fool, about as funny as watching your mum get a zombie mask. The Prawn spends most days lamenting over the failed attempt to conquer the world and tends to cover the sadness with 'classic' japes.

Prawn: Hello, im a prawn! can i tell you a joke?

Person: Hmmm, ok

Prawn: Why are pirates called pirates?

Person: sh*t, another Prawn of Humour on our hands

by Sandal Bearer July 29, 2007

Prawn

Tasty body, revolting face

Me: Dingwall, sorry man but your girlfriend is a prawn.
Dingwall: That's ok, I'm gay anyway.

by J Devil June 20, 2007

prawn jawn

Going to Red Lobster for all you can eat shrimp and staying for hours.

Dan and I went to the prawn jawn and ate 200 shrimps between us.

by we buy houses July 8, 2007

prawn

(australian) a male or female with an ugly head but a tasty body.

Q: So how did you go last night with the surf lifesaver?
A: Ummm, he was a bit of a prawn, but I turned off the lights, so it was sweet.

by kimmibee January 15, 2007

prawn cocktail brigade

where fat people go to sporting events not to see the event but for the food

are you part of the prawn cocktail brigade?

by ospreys November 28, 2011

Prawn On

Prawn On - The state of arousal after the consumption of Prawns, can affect both sexes and can occur at just by a visual representation of the delectable shellfish.

''Oww Sar i just had a prawn mayo sandwich and i got a major prawn on''

by Seanyboy87 December 15, 2011