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by Thomas Leone October 18, 2009

Porteño

Someone who comes from the port city of Buenos Aires, Argentina.

Yo soy un Porteño porque naci en Buenos Aires.

(I am a Porteño because I was born in Buenos Aires.)

by Porteño January 3, 2010

Popener

A bottle opener with a picture of a Pope on it

Yo, pass me the Popener

by Cait November 23, 2004

potentious

The state of having potential.

Look at all the ladies in the bar tonight... very potentious.

by Danizzle August 24, 2007

paper bag potential

a female that has a hot body, but a less than attractive face.

Friend: Hey check out that chick.. She's got one hell of a body.. I would love to get with that..
Me: Yeah, but have you seen her face?!
Friend: Ah damn.. well, there's still paper bag potential..

by k54601 November 25, 2010

polentone

A derogatory term referring to Northern Italians. The opposing term is terrone referring to Southern Italians. It is disputed whether or whether not Northern Italy includes the central region of Italy (between Bologna and Rome. The word literally translates to 'Big Polenta' with polenta being a traditional dish of Northern Italy.

(pl. polentoni, polentones)

If I wanted to be racist, I would refer to Paolo as a 'polentone as he was born in Bergamo, a city in Northern Italy.

by J.Q Public September 8, 2007

potential energy

Stored energy in an object caused by gravity, or tension.

The rock had lots of potential energy before it fell on my jimmy.

by Big_Jimmy_$w@g May 21, 2014