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Ice Poseidon

A person who creates fake content on youtube to scam people.
most often seen pretending he doesn't understand what hes doing is wrong,claiming his manager who's a 70 IQ slant glasses weirdo knows 50 billionaires,when really he got kicked from 2 e-sport teams and only learned to read 5 years ago despite being in his 40's his only only credible talent being getting people to sign up for his YT MCN for a cut of there advert revenue
"despite being a proven FAKE people still watch this FRAUD they must be ICE POSEIDON fans"
by 20%BRENT June 13, 2018
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Poseidon

Son of Kronos and Rheia, brother of Zeus, Hades, Hestia, Demeter and Hera, Poseidon is one of the six original Olympians. His mission is to give voice to the earth. Poseidon was commonly called the earth shaker and the earth encircler in The Iliad and The Odyssey of Homer. He pounds and shakes the earth and sea with his wrath and pleasure and answers to no one, except Zeus.

His kingdom is the vast sea which he has populated with creatures of his own design. He rides the waves in a chariot drawn by dolphins but, curiously enough, his most honored creation is the horse.

One story tells of some very clever mortals who devised a competition between the divine Athene, daughter of Zeus, and Poseidon, brother of Zeus. The contest would be for the two immortals to devise cunning gifts for the mortals, they, in turn, promised to show eternal gratitude to the victor. Poseidon devised the horse and Athene created the olive tree. Athens was named after the contest winner but Poseidon’s gift of the horse literally change the shape of the ancient Greek world.

Also Pwns Spyware on GW
"Hey look! Poseidon is Drowning hades!"
by Vinatieri 4 Ne April 20, 2005
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Poseidon's Three-Way

A sexual act involving three men. Named so after the three points on Poseidon's trident
The Jonas brothers just finished a three hour Poseidon's Three-Way.
by Feicstur April 8, 2011
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posiedo

An exclamation, much like owned or pwnt in which a person (the "posiedoer") extremely embarrasses another (the "posiedoee"). The posiedoer is not allowed to call a posiedo on himself, and the majority of cases neither is the posieoee.
Meriadoc: "Get in position Balbanes."
Balbanes: "Shut up Meriadouche."
Toga: "Posiedo!"
by r00ts October 13, 2005
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Poseidon's Wrath

When you are using a public automated toilet and it flushes violently while you are still seated causing a tsunami of poo water to touch your butt. A more extreme version of Poseidon's kiss.
On the way to camp, Tom suffered Poseidon's Wrath 2 times at the rest stop.
by Madmich November 26, 2017
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Poseidon's handshake

When your hand goes in the water while trying to wipe. One doesn't have enough room between the balls and the water to get the other hand between to wipe.
I just got a Poseidon's handshake cus of my low hanging fruit.
by Iqof3 April 22, 2020
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Posiedon's kiss

When you're taking a fat shit and your mighty log plops in the water, and the water come up and gives your taint a little smooch.
Friend 1: I was shittin' and out of nowhere I got a little posiedon's kiss.

Friend 2: yur gooch done got a smooch
by mighty meat wad September 19, 2018
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