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porta-beans

A hydraulic Jack (porta-power) in a state of maximum force exertion (full beans). Often directly connected to the act of exceeding the recommended weight capacity “cause a cunt hair more will do her nice.”
That bitch pin is stuck stuck, better grab the porta-beans.
by Chopchoo May 28, 2024
mugGet the porta-beansmug.

Porta-trotty

The funny run-walk you do when you've left it too long before going to the toilet at an outdoor event, such as s music festival, where The only toilets are porta-loos/porta-pottys.
They could all see me on the brow of the hill making a hop, skip, dash for the loo with my knees fused together so as to not release the krappen. It was my most painful porta-trotty experience.
by Trainingvideo September 22, 2017
mugGet the Porta-trottymug.

Porta Potty blow out

when a man knocks the bottom out of at least 3 women at the same time in a porta potty ""doing BIG things "
Last time I had a Porta potty blow out i caught Ghonerhiaia and also got a shit load of STDS and hot dose of a cock tail s
by lolha the stank fajita October 1, 2022
mugGet the Porta Potty blow outmug.

porta juice

The blue shitty liquid inside of a port-o-potty.

this liquid may seem gross and inconspicuous at first.

But much more fun can be had when port-o-tipping , When the port-o-potty is tipped on its face(door) there will be a sploosh delay before the liquid flows into the surrounding area.
Hellraiser, bro that was this nastiest porta juice ever
by Shitter tipper August 2, 2024
mugGet the porta juicemug.

Porta potty baby

An individual either conceived or birthed inside of a porta potty
Melvin has no manners; he must be a porta potty baby
by eatthefishRIGHTNOW March 23, 2023
mugGet the Porta potty babymug.

porta juce

The blue shitty liquid typically inside of a port-o-potty . the liquid may seem inconspicuous at first but fun can be had when you mix in fireworks, or tip the port-o-potty on its face(door) causing the liquid to cascade all over the surrounding area
1. Bro I just tip that port-o-potty the porta juices got everywhere

2. That was the nastiest porta juce it smelled so bad
by Shitter tipper August 1, 2024
mugGet the porta jucemug.

Car ride porta-pody

After drinking to much water on a long car ride and needing to go to the restroom. You stretch your partners jaw open so far they get lock jaw, and then you proceed to urinate in there mouth to the point that it drowns them
P1. Hey bro, can we stop. I have to take a piss P2. We don’t have time to stop let’s just do a car ride porta-pody.
by Toscanini March 14, 2021
mugGet the Car ride porta-podymug.

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