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Porking

To simulate the action of anal fornication while fully clothed. Usually this activity takes place between three or more male companions, in a competiton for alapha male status in the given micro-society that they inhabit. Smaller or weedier males are often the porkee.

Other forms: To Pork, To get porked,
Variations: Frontal Porking (a little gay though), Head Pork (A little dangerous), Female Pork (A little illegal and has been known to result in angry boyfriends).
Hey guys, last night we gave that billy a real good porking before bed.
by Goldring May 9, 2007
mugGet the Porkingmug.

Pork

Possibly the most disgusting food there is.
Considering all food from pigs is basically just fat. I throw up each time I try pork.
mugGet the Porkmug.

Pork

Adj. Used to describe an extremely attractive woman between the ages of 18 and 30. Usually used by guys to inform other guy friends of one of these beautiful women.
Dude check that out....PORK ON THE LEFT!!!
by Corey Salyer September 22, 2007
mugGet the Porkmug.

porked

When your friends ditch the plans you had and leave you hangin'
We were all supposed to go to the club but Tracey totally porked me
by Erica January 26, 2004
mugGet the porkedmug.

Pork

Another name for the male penis.
Dude #1- "She wants my pork."
by Dat_Guy_Ober_Der May 4, 2009
mugGet the Porkmug.

PORK

Acronym for Pakistan Occupied Residual Kashmir which is an Indian territory that has been illegal occupied by Islamic Republic of Pakistan.
Pakistan is a bankrupt, powerless, jihad infested country. Abandoned and rejected by the Muslim “Ummah” over Kashmir, all they can do is sit in Pakistan Occupied Residual Kashmir (PORK) and cry as PM Modi shuts down terrorism across India!
by lord_washington August 9, 2019
mugGet the PORKmug.

Pork it

To party hard or to have partied hard
Guy 1:"Dude, lets totally pork it."

Guy 2: "totally, lets party hard, bro."
by 2swweg May 15, 2014
mugGet the Pork itmug.

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