Schrodinger's Pokemon Syndrome

The glitch that occurs, in Pokemon GO, when the game freezes whilst catching a Pokemon, leaving the Pokemon inside the pokeball both caught and not caught simultaneously.

The term was coined during a conversation between two gentleman in Suffolk England, on the 7th of July 2016.

"really? I got Schrodinger's Pokemon Syndrome, while catching a Snorlax!"

by Dunva July 21, 2016

Pokemon Go

An app where you can catch pokemon in your neighbors backyard, lure kids with a lure module into your van, or get lost in the woods. The game play is primarily 10% "catch em' all" and 90% "Our servers are experiencing issues. Please come back later."

(Pokemon Go in a nutshell)
Player: "WOW, there's a crowbat in my backyard and I'm going to catch it!
Player attempts to catch it
Battle is interupted
Screen says, "Our servers are experiencing issues. Please come back later."
Player: KMS

by Fuzzu Sonicu July 11, 2016

Pokemon Whore

The word Pokemon Whore is used to describe someone who lurks around games arcades, play grounds, skate parks, schools etc.. offering sex to males of any age in the hope of gaining a new and rare pokemon card.

Eg 1:
"That chick is such a pokemon whore.."

Eg 2:
"I totally got layed by this pokemon whore, stupid fuck face didn't realise the cards i gave her were fake"

by tails_99 July 16, 2009

Pokémaster

I wanted be the very best,
Like no one ever was.
To catch them was my real quest,
To train them was my cause.

I traveled across the land,
Searching far and wide.
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside

Pokemon, (i caught them all) its you and me
I know its my destiny
Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend

Pokemon, (I caught them all) a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Po-ke-mon, i caught 'em all

Every challenge along the way
With courage I have faced
I have battled every day
To claim my rightful place

Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream

Pokemon!

It's you and me
I know it's my destiny

Pokemon!

Oh, you're my best friend,
In a world we must defend.

Pokemon!

A heart so true.
Our courage will pull us through.
You teach me and I'll teach you.

Breanne Ellis was the true and mighty victor in the realm of Pokemon. She was the Pokémaster.

by Breanne Rose June 19, 2014

Pokemoan

Sound made by Pokemon Go! players when the servers go down, the battle freezes, or the game otherwise glitches.

You could hear the pokemoan at the pokestop when the server went down.

by esekaese July 18, 2016

pokeman

wrong way of spelling pokemon. usually use by parents.

Principal: You cannot play pokeman at school.
Kid: its pokemon u fuckin retarded bitch.

by i fuck dogs for money September 24, 2004

pokemon go to the polls

A term used by presidential candidate Hillary Clinton as a joke on the world wide successful video game Pokemon GO to get people to vote for her.

Hillary: YOU ALL NEED TO POKEMON GO TO THE POLLS.

by DATBOI69( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) September 6, 2016