Pooty

a crazy nickname used when in a confusing situation

What now, pooty?

by rachel October 26, 2003

pootie

1. One who takes pride in matters of flatulence and/or excrement.
2. Kommisioner of Metairie Playground Football, known for unusually high socks.

Pootie once displayed his catheter to me, and then let flee a fart as loud as a thunderclap.

by Petey Wheatstraw March 14, 2003

Pooty

hot bitches, usually virgins

yo man lets go to the mall and find some pooty

by randddy June 28, 2009

pootie

1) One who poots. 2)A small Norwegian fish.

I caught one hell of a pootie!

by M. Poote January 19, 2008

Pooty

when a circumcised man gets a really hard blow job from a girl who uses her teeth in the process.

she grasped my half dick, moaning with delight. Suddenly, sweat dripping, I feel her teeth clench my scrotum. This was it, this was the pooty. Then blood bursts everywhere.

by Dirtymama69 June 6, 2018

pootie

A beautiful indian girl with pretty eyes and a killer smile. The type of smile that gives you butterflies.

I miss my little pootie.

by boyzero August 25, 2007

pootie

when you gotta take a real bad dumpy

man I had too many tamales and now i gots2 POOTIE

by superskeeter March 24, 2004