Poptard

Insult against people who are poptarts and are retarded.

Person 1: hey, I’m a poptart and retarded

Person 2: shut the fuck up poptard

by TheRookieBased April 14, 2021

poptard

An idiotic dad (pops), who behaves like a retard.

Daniel: Sorry I wasn't replying yesterday... My pops smashed my phone, cuz of my stupid homework.

Greg: Sheesh dude. What a freaking poptard he is!

by igyene June 10, 2024

poopwardly

In the direction whence one poops.

Anal sex is done by inserting the penis poopwardly.

by reltihfloda January 11, 2025

Poptarded

A term to describe someone fat and retarded.
Noun: Poptard

Timmy: Paul is such a fucking poptarded idiot.
Paul: Hey I'm not fat! I'm big boned!
Timmy: see!?

by Areallyqwertyman March 22, 2025

Poptard

A retard who eats Poptarts excessively.

Hey look, Cleo's eating Poptarts again! What a Poptard.

by Starfighter8299 December 10, 2025