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Poptard

Insult against people who are poptarts and are retarded.
Person 1: hey, I’m a poptart and retarded

Person 2: shut the fuck up poptard
by TheRookieBased April 14, 2021
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poptard

An idiotic dad (pops), who behaves like a retard.
Daniel: Sorry I wasn't replying yesterday... My pops smashed my phone, cuz of my stupid homework.

Greg: Sheesh dude. What a freaking poptard he is!
by igyene June 10, 2024
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poopwardly

In the direction whence one poops.
Anal sex is done by inserting the penis poopwardly.
by reltihfloda January 11, 2025
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Poptarded

A term to describe someone fat and retarded.
Noun: Poptard
Timmy: Paul is such a fucking poptarded idiot.
Paul: Hey I'm not fat! I'm big boned!
Timmy: see!?
by Areallyqwertyman March 22, 2025
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Poptard

A retard who eats Poptarts excessively.
Hey look, Cleo's eating Poptarts again! What a Poptard.
by Starfighter8299 December 10, 2025
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