poopcrastinating

When you know you need to shet but you refuse to get up. You continue to hold your shit causing to you to have pain and possibly causing you to bleed from your anus.

Subject one: ahhh I really need to shit but I don't wanna get up.

Subject two: Oh no bro you are poopcrastinating. Get up and go take a shit.

poopcrastinating by Babbity2003 April 8, 2021

poopcentration 

Poopcentration is the act of intense concentration one has while ejecting fecal waste from ones rectum and/or the act of centralization of fecal excrement in a mound/embankment forming a complex structure.

Example 1: "That cat Adam was heavily irritated when I was consistently interrupting him while he was discharging copious amounts of fecal matter from his rectum I guess I was just inturrupting his Poopcentration I've gotta give it to that boy hes solved alot of problems even the higher ups couldn't solve he works some kind of magic while engulfed by his own fecal fumes."
Example 2: "That fat boy Patrick has been piling excerement in that porta-potty for sometime now meanwhile, it has no area of displacement to aid it into breaking down into the chemicals now thats what I call a poopcentration"

poopcentration by SirBrainium December 24, 2023

Poopiestinkie 

Viro

Poopiestinkie

Poopiestinkie by Kityliam April 1, 2024

Poopcheek 

A poopcheek can be used when a person is being weird. It can replace every swear word! It is also a word that can just be thrown in a random sentence!!!

*A big explosion goes off in front of three girls
Girl 1: Holy poopcheek
Girl 2: What the poopcheek
Girl 3: Oh my poopcheek

Poopcheek by Holy poopcheek May 24, 2025

Smoochen Pooches 

When two guy best friends like each other so much that you could imagine them giving each other a lil smooch at the club. They are just so close and so obsessed with one another. The tie each other’s shoes, get dressed up and have a photo shoot together, and they come up with little inside jokes no one else understands.

Oh did you see Jake and Kyle last night? Oh yeah they were smoochen pooches.

Smoochen Pooches by Bdawg612 August 4, 2022

the poopyest man ever

The poopyest man ever is Tom, so there

Person 1 “who is the poopyest man ever?”
Person 2 “Tom ”

the poopyest man ever by Joe_is_lovely15 April 15, 2023

Dirty poopchenko 

When you pay a hooker in rubles but you can’t cum because she only spouts pro-Putin nonsense

Diana promised me a good time but gave me a dirty poopchenko

Dirty poopchenko by ChasMichaels June 4, 2024