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A person be it Male or Female who is in search of sex or a sexual encounter of some sort.

Someone who skips about from one place to the next in serch of Sex. Like a rock skipping across water, only stopping where they may find the Poontang.
Also someone who makes sexual comments or gestures about any random person seen out on the street, in a mall or where ever you might be.
Hey man lets go to the Mall tonight i feel like checking out the ladies.

Dude, your such a Poon Scooner.
by Spazet May 16, 2011
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poon shoppin

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(verb) the act of seeking out, or shopping, for the poon vagina.
Sebastian: Yo, man! Want to go play chinese checkers?
Matthew: No way. I'm going POON SHOPPIN tonight!
Sebastian: I don't know what that is.
Matthew: I know, and you never will.
by call me matt February 18, 2009
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Poon Sucker

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Literally meaning one who performs oral sex on a female. However the dis is intended to insult the crap out of your foe by mentioning that he eats god aweful poon.
Dude, you just killed a bus full of nuns...you fucking poon sucker.
by Revilo Treblig June 6, 2004
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Poon Slayer

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Known by many names such as Bandit or just PS for short. A guy who is irresistible to the ladies. Prefers dome but will settle for late night snuggling. Won’t be seen outside his natural habitat(B42) after sundown unless summoned by his wife to be.
Do you know that the Poon Slayer got with another girl last night?
Really?
Yea just another notch in the belt. Classic Poon Slayer

I can’t believe PS isn’t out right now.

I know. This is so unlike him
by Top Cheds November 23, 2021
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Anti-poon Syndrome

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When one plays soo many hours a day of video games their voice sounds like that of a dying cat. If diagnosed with APS your symptoms include no friends outside xbox live, creaming ones pants when you are bumpped by a girl, and no girls will talk to you because you sound and dress like a faggot.
"Well the orange box is from more inferior than you yourself." one with Anti-poon Syndrome would quote the orange box or bioshock
by Gooch Gore May 8, 2008
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Poon Snatched

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To have your poon forcibly taken away
Justin: Hey guess what happened at my homecoming?

Phil: What?

Justin: I got poon snatched
by The Poonsnatched March 4, 2009
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Poon Skankies

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Guy 1: Oh shit my hoe is callin me.

Guy 2: Geez i wish i had a hot girlfriend like you. (Sigh)

Guy 1: See ya later ima go get me some poon skankies.

Dude: Dude i needa get me some poon skankies.

Guy: Check out that MILF in the corner.

Dude: DUUUUUUUUDE
by poonskankies July 21, 2010
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