by ashmend April 21, 2008
by Azzaaaa October 18, 2008
To be a pook is to embody all things good. Once you become a pook, your days suddenly will feel brighter, your apple juice will taste sweeter and you'll finally get that promotion you've been waiting on for the last 3 months at work. For the first time in 4 years, Jessica from Starbucks will finally remember you by your first name instead of your daily order of a Venti Cold brew with two Splenda on the side. Heck- she'll actually spell your name right, too. The next thing you know, you'll spontaneously lose that dreaded 5 pounds you just haven't been able to shed without even trying. Your skin will become clearer, your smile will become brighter.
Your life- it will become wholesome.
You will become complete.
To be a pook, is to be one with the pooko.
Once you are one with the pooko, the pooko will become one with you.
Believe in the pooko.
Your life- it will become wholesome.
You will become complete.
To be a pook, is to be one with the pooko.
Once you are one with the pooko, the pooko will become one with you.
Believe in the pooko.
"ever since i've become a pook, my life has just been so much better."
"you're such a pook"
"i'm a pook? no stop it, YOU'RE a pook! :flushed:"
"pook"
"you're such a pook"
"i'm a pook? no stop it, YOU'RE a pook! :flushed:"
"pook"
by pooksiepookpook April 13, 2020
by Antball June 11, 2022
by DangerousLiasonBitch April 05, 2009
Tweaking bad, gaked out, drug psychosis induced by prolonged use of methamphetamine and sleep deprivation
Buddy did so much crystal methamphetamine that he pooking on a whole other level and was absolutely convinced that the goblins were get him
by @christianchur66 June 15, 2017
Part of the anus that cuts turds (Poo cutter) while performing number 2. Other wise known as the o-ring or balloon knot.
by shabogan January 03, 2012