Poof

1: The sound the Fairly Oddparents make when they disappear and/or reappear

2: A crappy hairstyle that Snooki from Jersey Shore believed she had invented

3: A famous quote made by legendary YouTuber Markiplier "POOF!"

Timmy Turner: You guys had to poof off to Camp Happy Crownyville, while I got rained and volleyballed on!

by Metallicajunkie October 8, 2018

Poof

A Dick queef, forcing air out of your penis with a sudden burst of audible force.

What would it be called if a dick queefed? It would be called a poof.

by Propoofer February 21, 2020

Poof

Noun- A person who dates a younger person due to an inability to get dates of their own age.

"Man, Bret is a real poof! She is so much younger!"

by Officer McNasty September 2, 2015

Poof

To be bad or not good in general or at something or a specific area. Right now is circling around South Florida.

"Boy ya ass is poof"

"You wanna play b-ball"
"Quit playing you know you poof"

by Lou.E January 14, 2010

Poof

promise on our friendship

swearing that what you're saying is the absolute truth. cannot lie when you poof someone.

by Lyndsay January 27, 2004

poof

A man or male teenager, who pretends or acts, studly, sexy, like a player, or more masculine than he really is.

That guy says that girls are lining up to go out with him, but he's such a poof!

by NaLo April 18, 2008

Poofed

1. When something has randomly disapeered.
2. When something has gotten lost.
3. When you have absolutly no idea where the item has gone and/or when it disapeered.

Wtf, my sound poofed on the computer.

by NoFiZzLee June 27, 2008