Refers to da interval of careful consideration dat you invest prior to jumpin' into da tub --- to save time, water, and electricity, you simply pause a moment first and ask yourself if their are any hot/messy tasks dat you will soon need to complete, and then see if you can reasonably tackle said disagreeable jobs while you're all "gross 'n' greasy" anyway, so dat you can then just partake of one good hot sudsy scrub-a-dub instead of having to tediously/wastefully endure two baths within a fairly short period.
After a long hot day of collecting returnables, I performed a brief pre-shower project-ponder and realized I needed to take out the garbage, so I performed that yucky task while my water-heater was warming up.
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the ponder was offically created by a guy with an extremely long horse looking face and crooked nose, one that is so incredibly large it can be used as a turning signal in the car.
it’s a great stress reliever as it helps you to really think hard in the moment.
pondering is also used greatly around the world to help get into a relationship, especially over snapchat through snaps
#whenindoubtponderitout
the ponder was offically created by a guy with an extremely long horse looking face and crooked nose, one that is so incredibly large it can be used as a turning signal in the car.
it’s a great stress reliever as it helps you to really think hard in the moment.
pondering is also used greatly around the world to help get into a relationship, especially over snapchat through snaps
#whenindoubtponderitout
huzzling: yo there’s this girl that i snap i really like her but i don’t know how to tell her
huzzlings friend: no need to tell her just send a snap pondering
huzzling: you really think that’ll work?
huzzlings friend: yeah bro how do you think i got locked in? just snap her pondering and write #whenindoubtponderitout trust it’ll work
huzzling: alright alright i’ll give it a try…
girl huzzling likes: oh my god i didn’t like this guy before but sometning about how he looks in this snap is so majestic… i need him
*one year later*
huzzling: i’m so glad i pondered to you last year in october otherwise i wouldn’t be here with you right now
girl huzzling likes: i know right #whenindoubtponderitout
huzzlings friend: no need to tell her just send a snap pondering
huzzling: you really think that’ll work?
huzzlings friend: yeah bro how do you think i got locked in? just snap her pondering and write #whenindoubtponderitout trust it’ll work
huzzling: alright alright i’ll give it a try…
girl huzzling likes: oh my god i didn’t like this guy before but sometning about how he looks in this snap is so majestic… i need him
*one year later*
huzzling: i’m so glad i pondered to you last year in october otherwise i wouldn’t be here with you right now
girl huzzling likes: i know right #whenindoubtponderitout
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