Sweater Poncho

It’s a sweater or some other material with a hole in the middle and it's worn like a poncho.

I can't believe Bernard went home with that girl wearing the sweater poncho.

by Bernard Bangwanger November 6, 2004

White Poncho

When at least six guys surround a girl and squirt so much cum on her that is appears as if she is wearing a white poncho; an excessive amount of cum in a cum blast.

Wow, me, Austin, and the guys really laid a white poncho on that hoodrat from behind Target.

by Kyle A. S. May 7, 2007

stinky poncho

The act of beating off a dog while inserting a golf tee into its stinky rectum. One then allows the beast to shit and ejaculate everywhere, whereby you roll in it and emerge a stinky poncho.

Hey Morgan, did you break up with that guy because he was totally into the stinky poncho with his dog Blake?

by Latin Duo August 11, 2008

Poncho Commander

A total boss. It is a group of individuals that you can count on to get the job done. You would trust these people with your life. A Poncho Commander never lets go, he is a ride or die person.

My wife walked outside in a bikini, that guy looked at her straight in the eyes and never strayed, he is a true poncho commander.

by The guy 1337 July 18, 2018

turkish poncho

When a man uses a shirt to clean the cum off himself, and unknowingly wears it the next day with all of the dried cum stains.

"I wore a turkish poncho the other day without realizing it."

by tide pod January 23, 2018

Poho poncho

A colorful and wearable Arby's meat sandwich.

Example: "if you suck the juices out of a grape it resembles a miniature poho poncho"

by Pubic priest June 21, 2017

Spicy Poncho

The act of eating a breakfast burrito and immediately vomiting it onto your sexual partner.

Erika gave me a spicy poncho after I took her out to brunch.

by General Thunder June 6, 2021