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Troll Poll

Troll Poll was a Large stick like object measuring rougly 7 feet in length and 5 inches in diametre,

This poll was used to prod Trolls that had lost there way during the great Troll migration between Quebek and capetown in the year 1560 Bc.
Useage As Follows:

1) Troll Walks Wrong Way
2) Aim Troll Poll At Trolls Abdemen
3) Apply Forcefull Pressure to the end of the pole
4) Poke the Troll in the Abdomen.
5) Troll Walks In Correct Direction.
by Tim August 18, 2004
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Covid 19 Name Poll

A poll taken to give the Coronavirus Pandemic a name for the history books.
The Covid 19 Name Poll: 1} The Great Corona Virus Pandemic of 2020 2} The Covid 19 Fiasco 3} Trump's "Democratic Hoax" Virus or 4} The Infamous Corona Beer Killer Please choose one of the above names as the official name of the corona virus for the history books of future students. Please mail your pick to Melania Trump @ 935 Pennsylvania AV Washington DC 20535 Mrs. Trump will count the votes and pick the winner on August 18 2020.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone April 7, 2020
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The Chodum Poll

LEGAND has it that the ancient Aztecs worshiped a fertility god only known as "Chodhum". They made a "Totum Poll" but instead they called it the Chodum Poll. NOW it is a Joke between two kids in Kentucky named Kyle and Micah. They were driving down the road on a (christian) school field trip when Kyle looked at Micah and told him to write in the fog on the van window "Chodum Poll" so he did it and he got away with it.
Live Reenactment:

Kyle: Dude, write Chodum poll.

Micah: Okay

(Micah writes)
*Both laugh and point*
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Troll Poll

Another term for not wanting to associate yourself with something or someone.
Tommy: the nutter plays battlefield 1942!

Loccen: BF1942 is shit, I wouldn't touch it with a troll poll!
by Tommy August 18, 2004
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Magical Poll Land

The 2nd most popular guild on Gaia Online. Known for lacking a significant number of competent mods, bandwagons, drama, and arrogant regulars who will all gang up on and flame the shit out of any user who attempts to speak his or her opinion, or gets into a fight with someone with a higher rank on the social hierarchy.

Is less fun than it used to be, filled to the brim with quest threads, and has been infested with furfags, newfags and regular fags.
I can be a retarded in Magical Poll Land and everybody will shit on me for it, even though they're just as retarded!
by Addison R. February 4, 2008
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trolley poll

Weapon of choice by hardcore rapper "The Notorious F.L.A", and his bodyguards. This weapon is deadly and should only be used by those with extreeme skill.
Sorry Notorious F.L.A, i didnt mean to accidently touch you ahh "crack" "crack" ahhhhh!!!
by Anonymous February 16, 2003
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treasure poll

A person's (typically male) shaft, or man rod. More commonly reffered to as a penis, dick, or cock.
I made a pass at his treasure poll.
by Brad Bentley January 18, 2007
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