The 2 criteria that must be met in order to have a chance at getting out of a traffic ticket, or really any minor run-in with the Man.
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When you have plain old missionary style sex. Nothing wild or crazy or all that fun.
When sex becomes a chore.
When sex becomes a chore.
by Lordnova March 25, 2016
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girl is brushing her hair one night, thinks she sees someone in her mirror behind her. turns around and sees the rotting, pale corpse of a zombie standing before her, naked. she is so scared that she jumps out of her silken nightgown. the poltergeist is satisfied, and his mission is accomplished.
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it's tough to say. it's always tough to say, most of the time. everyone's got "poetential." well, almost everyone.
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