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Pokey Minch

An evil, chubby bastard, who's like is devoted to making Ness's a living nightmare. He became Giygas's lefthand man, and rode around in a spider-bot that farts.
by ZaiMatarese August 22, 2003
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pokey tool

after rolling a tonk spliff a pokey tool is used to compress and compact the bud inside to make a tighter joint

a pokey tool has to be something strong enough and narrow enough to push down the bud inside the rizla preferbly the filter on a fag or a pen
"oi clart, chuck us a pokey tool ive just rolled a phat marley"
by nelson bates July 26, 2006
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pokey-amorous

People who frequently engage in non-exclusive poking on Facebook are said to be pokey-amorous. Antonym: poke-nogamous
Karen, Aaron and Thib are in a steamy pokey-amorous relationship.
by MrSCCL2012 August 21, 2013
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pokey chest

When people get really drunk and start using their index finger to "poke" at someone elses chest in a conversation to get their point across (sometimes done to figures of authority).
Yo dude, you see Jeff at the party, he totally played pokey chest with his boss after he had 8 drinks.
by Dave Spurgeon May 22, 2005
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pokey jabby

What we use to mix a bowl of partially smoked ganja. Usually a screwdriver of some sort or a pair of tweezers.
The bowl ain't done... let me pull out my pokey jabby.
by matt February 20, 2005
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Neo-Pokey

Stemming from Hokey Pokey. Means 'New-Pokey'. The modern way to 'hokey pokey' which includes grinding, slam dancing, and well known rap dances such as 'Lean Wit It, Rock Wit It' and 'Soulja Boy'
Example One:
Random Boy: "Woah. They're playing 'Candy Shop' on the intercom!
Random Chick: "Quick! Grab your friends and let's go neo-pokey!"

Example two:
Random Boy: "Yeah, we were neo-pokeying in the mosh pit at the Blood Brothers concert."
by Data Murderface October 30, 2007
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Wokey Pokey

Coined by Scott Thorough on the Zebras in America Podcast, episode 55: "It's a dance...it's performative wokeness, or pandering, or virtue signalling about a cause or issue, while not necessarily caring about the issue or perhaps benefitting or perpetuating the issue. Not dissimilar to pinkwashing."
"Woke-bae": As a Male Feminist, this offends me.

Nuanced Thinker: You put your right foot in
You take your right foot out
You put your right foot in
And you shake it all about
You do the Wokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about…motherfucker.
by astrofisch June 17, 2018
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