I pledge alligence to the flag of United States of America, and to the republic, of which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all

Bruh. Really? Just…
Bruh.

I pledge alligence to the flag of United States of America, and to the republic, of which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all, but I copy and pasted this

by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld November 30, 2021

Pledge of Allegiance

Daily address read throughout public schools in America every morning. Used to be just fine and dandy until President Eisenhower added 'under God' in 1954 to spite the communists.

Now that 'under God' is a clear violation of the Establishment Clause of the federal Constitution, as defined by the Supreme Court in Engel v. Vitale, people push to remove the words from the Pledge. Others, such as fundamentalist Christians, claim we are a country of God. Whatever. THIS IS NOT A THEOCRACY.

I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

by Don't Mess With Texas March 28, 2004

Pledge Fuck

1. A "new member" of a fraternity who is nothing more but a dirty pledge therefore he is referred to accordingly.

2. A derogatory term used by brothers of a frat to belittle their pledges.

Nick: I'm so happy to have joined this fraternity, it's the best on campus. I'm so excited to have fun.

Rod: Shut your mouth you stupid Pledge Fuck, and drop and give me ten push-ups!!!

Nick: Push-Ups I can only do 5....

Rod: Then chug this beer PledgeFuck!!!

by Frat Star RD February 26, 2010

Plenglish

Plain English. It's the art of definition, clear and easy to understand. Breaking complicated explanations down to the simple basics. Also know as "dumbing it down."

After explaining it over and over, I finally had to break it down into plenglish. Then they understood.

by Ooobliette March 7, 2010

Pledgedaddy

A person who is the a surrogate father figure plegdes because he witnesses them get smoked at every peldge meeting. One who does karate on the pledges and teaches them their lesson. He longboards on the side of cars, racks bodies like no other, and has to own a hedgehog.

Oh my god Eta class loves our pledgedaddy, he really smoked us last night and I got karate chopped in the nuts

by pledgetehat May 14, 2014

Plerpaderp

To be socially awkward and/or derpy.

Ugh, I can't do the social today. I has the plerpaderps.

by THAT 1 CHINCHILLA.... January 19, 2019

Plertabating

The act of farting by means of rubbing your own butthole.

“Joshua, please stop plertabating in the middle of class.”

by Plahty January 28, 2019