please edit me

Based on a Discord copypasta that starts with "Oh my god please edate me already".
When translating "edate me" to French, you get "éditez-moi", which means "edit me".

Person 1: "Oh my god, please edit me already"
Person 2: "What?"

by The kanker sisters October 29, 2020

Please Believe

Believe me, or Listen here

Once I become famous, please believe all those women will be after me

by mika July 4, 2003

Please Do Not The Cat

A poorly Translated image warning to not pet the cat.

Person 1: oooo A cat

Person who owns cat: PLEASE DO NOT THE CAT

by Please, Kill me September 20, 2021

Please Please Me

First album by The Beatles.

"One, two, three, FAW!" - Paul McCartney counts in "I Saw Her Standing There" and music would never be the same again.

by Un Sporko Magnifico June 11, 2005

please help

A phrase you search on the urban dictionary after reading too many definitions that you didn’t want to know

“Wtf did I just read”
*searches*

“Please help”

by Hellfishbish January 27, 2019

Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally

In school it means PEMDAS which is the order of operations:

Parentheses
Exponent
Multiplication

Division
Addition
Subtraction

When solving an algebraic equation, you'd use PEMDAS to help you figure out which part of the equation to calculate first, second, third, etc.

Could also refer to your aunt named Sally who lacks self control, so please, excuse her.

Teacher: "Alright, kids! Today we're going to learn PEMDAS. That means please excuse my dear aunt sally."

Kid: "What the fuck, man? You guys put letters into math and now we're writing sentences? I was in English last block. Fuck school."

by Movianne February 20, 2019

Please don't die

"Please don't die" is the new "I love you". Spreading rapidly worldwide, it's the coolest way to tell someone you love that you love them without sounding like a total tool. Do it today.. tell someone to "please don't die" and show them you really care.

I hope you have a good trip baby, please don't die. :(

*The :( sad face can be added for extra emotional effect.

by Totes Wild July 14, 2014