Brown Pappy

The act of defecating on ones chest while receiving a simultaneous blowjob.

Man I took that slut from the bar home last night. I was sitting on her chest getting a blowjob and I gave her the Brown Pappy.

by Pappy Blumpkin May 17, 2011

pappyjack

An extremely inept music teacher who prances around like an ant-lemming hybrid.

Dr. Ernest A. Papinchak, principal of St Clements High School, Johnstown, PA, is a goddamn big, fat pappyjack.

by Joe Facciani July 21, 2004

Sloppy Ploppy

A child friendly way of writing diarrhoea, coined by a man only known as Distantpeak.
It's easier to spell, and more fun to say!

Brian: Ah bru, my insides are writhing like snakes.
Alan: Did you take a tablet for your insides?

Brian: Nah! It's too late, I gotta take a sloppy ploppy.

by Nedflix'n'Diddly July 12, 2019

Pappyspackle

1: To smack the ball away durring a game while your oponent is trying to score. This most frequently happens in Basketball but can happen in any sport using a ball. 2: to defeat someone in a word joust. a burn, to be told off, to be served.

1: "he shoots! oooh! but he was pappyspackled by number 23!"

2: person1 "you smell bad..."

Pappyspackler "Your mother didnt seem to mind."

person 3 "Oh dude! you just got Pappyspackled!"

by Jordan Lanier Carter December 16, 2008

Coo Pappy

A Vagina

Kathy: That boy's dreaming if he thinks he's getting anywhere near my Coo Pappy.

by Elwood January 6, 2004

Pappycat

The nicest person to ever go on the internet. Seriously.

PappyCat became the admin and gave candy to all the good children of the world, and all was well.

by Chao December 8, 2003

Pappy Hour

When you go out to get drunk at happy hour looking for an old rich man to pay your bills.

Meet me for Pappy Hour, I'm late on my rent!

by Rip Van Winkle August 6, 2018