A slang term for a bed or place of slumber (typically used for only one night). Oftentimes, refers to a spare bed or couch that can be used to crash overnight, yet the definition allows for any sleeping place (ex. mat, floor, extra lawn chair, etc.).
Friend One: "Bro I'm coming back to Toronto for a night, can a mandem bless me a plank?"
Friend Two: "Ahh don't worry fam, I just got a spare bed"
Friend Two: "Ahh don't worry fam, I just got a spare bed"
by tits4toby August 20, 2017
The newest extreme sport where an individual proceeds to lie down, straight as a plank, face down, on a car a bench, etc.. and then have your photo taken in that position, and then put the picture on the world wide web.
George: Dude you won't plank on Jake's car.
Matt: I just did, now take a picture!
George: That's going on facebook, your planking the fuck out of his car!
Matt: I just did, now take a picture!
George: That's going on facebook, your planking the fuck out of his car!
by George Sfik May 25, 2011
Planking is where an idiot with a low IQ lies horizontally with their arms by their sides across an object or ground like a fucking dumbass.
by plankinghater July 17, 2011
by fnzzz June 07, 2011
The act of finding a random object, and lying face down on it with your hands by your sides. Was popularized by the indie radio station Triple J. Is usually accompanied with photographs and facebook comments. This is very commonplace in Australia.
by Zerotrousers May 12, 2011
When an individual proceeds to lay face down in a horizontal manner on selected (preferably iconic) surfaces.
The aim is to create the most convincing illusion of a static rigid plank, made from human.
Planking is site specific. There is a direct correlation between location and phrase the more radical/humorous the location the more phrase is awarded.
The aim is to create the most convincing illusion of a static rigid plank, made from human.
Planking is site specific. There is a direct correlation between location and phrase the more radical/humorous the location the more phrase is awarded.
"I been planking on radical things snice the 82"
Observer "You planked that sign so hard"
Planker "thanks, it really felt solid"
Observer "You planked that sign so hard"
Planker "thanks, it really felt solid"
by Rook-docter May 16, 2011