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Hoisted by my own petard

To be foiled by your own advantage(i.e., explosives prematurely explode).

The history of the phrase comes from the uses of a petard in a seige (a petard is a volitile early explosive capable of bringing down castle walls). To be hoisted is to be lifted or sent up, which is generally what would happen to you if you were near a petard when it goes off (and that's if you got off lucky).

The term, "Hoisted on my own petard" is incorrect (unless of course you were pulled up while on a petard, but that'd be clinicly stupid) in that the meaning is altered. This bastardization is built upon the assumtion that a petard is a spear.
Sergeant- "Did you plant all the claymores Corporal Johnson?"
Corporal- "Yes sir."
Sergeant- "Where did you plant them."
Corporal- *Looks around shiftily* "Ummmm..."
Sergeant- "You don't know do you?"
Corporal- "No."
Sergeant- "Hoisted by my own petard."

Synonym- see clusterfuck
by ArKainicW July 9, 2010
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picard maneuver

When fucking your woman you move so quick alternating from vagina to anus she feels it in both regions simultaneously.
Jeff gave Sally the picard maneuver. Sally couldn't walk for days.
by Picard Maneuver April 15, 2010
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Picard's Flute

A euphemism for Jean Luc Picard's penis.
Dianna Troy: ...and what happened.

Dr. Crusher: I played with Picard's flute.

Data: I asked the Captain if I could play with his flute, but he gave me a funny look.

Dr. Crusher and Dianna Troy: -Chuckles-

Data: I don't get it
by Nonchalant Ego March 25, 2010
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Pinardville

An area of Goffstwon, NH that consists of a Cumberland Farms, a McDonalds, a Hannafords, a Pizza Market, a Dunkin' Donuts, about 4 auto shops, a dance studio, 2 Chinese restaurants, 3 Tanning Salons, and a college.
"In 1906 Edmond Pinard, a grocer by trade submitted a plan to develop his real-estate holdings
on the Manchester, Goffstown town line. This area known at the time as Pinards Ville has grown substantially since then." this is from www.gotopinardville.com, an actual website for people that want to visit Pinardville I guess, if those people exist.

Not too much is known about Pinardville cuz really it sucks.
Have you ever heard of Pinardville ?

No

Don't feel bad, no one has.
by G-TownSucksBroFoReal December 13, 2010
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Pitarate

a pirate who is sexualy confused. people usualy just call me Jim though. can eventualy become a birate
my best friend: shutup you fucking pitarate or i'll blow your fucking head off!

me: ok
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phitard

a fraternity brother who is especially obnoxious after consuming too much liquor, could also be used for someone who is acting is especially stupid due to over consumption of alcohol
Bro 1: Dude! I'm not sure if I was blacked out or if I hooked up with three chicks last nite.
Bro 2: No Bro! You were such a phitard you puked on three chicks and passed out by yourself.
by wazzudreams July 19, 2010
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Petarded

When your clinically insane friend happens to be named Pete.
I took my friend Pete to the club, and he was thrown out for acting Petarded.
by Rubenderovr April 18, 2018
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