Pistachio Canoli

When a man shits into another mans mouth

The builder gave Rob a pistachio canoli which he hoovered up like a starving dog

by Big_jobbie April 13, 2021

Pistachio

A slur against Arabs of particularly Levantine origin.

Person 1: Look at those pistachios
Person 2: You don't think they're gonna bomb us, right?

by Janna Banna November 14, 2025

Pistachio

When a man wants a girl to urinate on his mustache.

Yo girl, come on over here and gimme a pistachio.

by Olive Branch November 19, 2025

Alyssa Pistachio

Alyssa Pistachio is an amazing person to encounter in one’s life. When you first see her, you’ll think she’s a quiet person. However, when talking to her off guard, you’ll find out a lot of similarities with her and become friends. Later on in a couple of months, you’ll talk to her more and more and become closer as friends. She’ll being you joy, happiness, and many more qualities in your life. She’s not only giving you qualities in life, but the purpose of having a genuine person in life. This is why Alyssa Pistachio is the best Alyssa to ever be encountered with!

Alyssa Pistachio is a pistachio nut

by Your dad123;-8 April 20, 2023

Pistachio Ice cream

if you eat this you're insane.

go get clinical help, a therapist, psychiatrist, talk to a homeless man.

"Yah my favorite flavor is Pistachio Ice cream."

by anonymous May 24, 2021

PISTACHIO

A pistachio wearing an afro

Wow look at that pistachios afro man

by Headsupali February 24, 2025

Pistachio

In reference to the Clit of female who has scleroderma.

Dam, Steph’s scleroderma is so bad her clit resembles a pistachio.

by LeakyJoint February 26, 2025