Pistachio

When you get that penis under that shell

Gimme some pistachio and figgy pudding

by 9898en June 2, 2021

pistachio bush

A slang word used in Eurpoean cultures to reference a lady's genitalia. A derogatory term.

My pistachio bush needs pruning.

Larry you're a real pistachio bush!

by Pistachiolvr October 11, 2013

Electrifying Pistachio

Performed when a woman sticks a pistachio up her vagina and uses a vibrator to heat it up to a crispy state.

My girlfriend made me a whole bowl of electrifying pistachios the other night.

by thottiusMOUSE May 27, 2018

Pistachio Canoli

When a man shits into another mans mouth

The builder gave Rob a pistachio canoli which he hoovered up like a starving dog

by Big_jobbie April 13, 2021

PISTACHIO

A pistachio wearing an afro

Wow look at that pistachios afro man

by Headsupali February 24, 2025

pistachio surprise

When your partner surprises you with a fistful of baklava up your butt

I got a pistachio surprise last night, and it was sticky...

by thiccgirlwith2cs July 2, 2021

Pistachio

Pistachios are bait used by naughty naughty people...

"He got offered pistachios, he's never been seen since.

by got assaulted by pistachios :( January 10, 2023