pistachio bush

A slang word used in Eurpoean cultures to reference a lady's genitalia. A derogatory term.

My pistachio bush needs pruning.

Larry you're a real pistachio bush!

by Pistachiolvr October 11, 2013

Pistachio

A tasty nut that some people can't eat coz it gives them gas.

"I wish I could eat pistachios but they give me gas :("

by winklestinkle August 14, 2018

Pistachio

When you get that penis under that shell

Gimme some pistachio and figgy pudding

by 9898en June 2, 2021

pistachio surprise

When your partner surprises you with a fistful of baklava up your butt

I got a pistachio surprise last night, and it was sticky...

by thiccgirlwith2cs July 2, 2021

PISTACHIO

A pistachio wearing an afro

Wow look at that pistachios afro man

by Headsupali February 24, 2025

Pistachio

In reference to the Clit of female who has scleroderma.

Dam, Steph’s scleroderma is so bad her clit resembles a pistachio.

by LeakyJoint February 26, 2025

The pistachio effect

When you have a tasty pistachio and have another one and are disappointed because it's not as tasty!!!!!

That's so good I'd better not have another, that's the Pistachio effect!!!

by Theoriginalsausagefingers November 30, 2021