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pisser pal 

Someone you consistently have sex with. Could be friends with benefits, or your significant other.
I have been hanging out with Mary so much we decided to become pisser pals.
pisser pal by Yung Ruble August 8, 2023

Pisser's paradox 

The paradox of dog territory ownership during and after it rains. Rain washes away or spreads out the scent of piss, so it has to be replaced eventually, but as there is no longer any record of the pisser's claim, does it truly have the right to claim it again? This thought experiment was first proposed by Robert Hund in 1933 because he probably ran out of things to do in his tiny Hooverville cabin and had to start tracking the territory of neighborhood dogs during his waking hours. He's also proposed the swallowing tree paradox, the ripened banana and blue pen ink paradox, and to his wife, Melanie. She once gave her grandson $1 to "buy himself something nice" with, back when that meant something.
"Urban Dictionary prompted me to use my nonsense pisser's paradox in a sentence, clearly displaying the fact that it hasn't noticed that it's users have begun using it as a way to also learn phrases and concepts."

Pisser pistol 

The process of shooting out bullets of cum with a brief time period between, similar to how a semi-automatic pistol shoots. This is whilst you are sitting on the toilet pissing.
She was surprised when I pulled my new move, the pisser pistol in the costco bathroom.
Pisser pistol by Grumblebottom January 12, 2025

The Struggle Pisser 

Usually a senior citizen who struggles vehemently to expel a few drops of urine due to his inflamed prostate. The struggle pisser exerts so much energy that it causes perspiration and appears as if the person has just engaged in a marathon. so exasberated by the activity, the struggle pisser needs to lean against the wall to regain composure. It is not uncommon for the struggle pisser to flatulate as a result of the force required.
Bill: "Howie! Are you having a heart attack or giving birth to a 5 year old? You are beat red!!!"

Howie: "Nah, my prostate is inflamed and I had to force out my pee."

Bill: "WOW! You really are The Struggle Pisser!"

Pool pisser 

A 30 something YMCA male who dives into the unoccupied kiddie pool and proceeds to urinate through his under armour shorts while staring at the life guard.
That ex football player amounted to nothing in life but a god damn pool pisser.
Pool pisser by Bdevil5 December 14, 2010

floor pisser

Someone who urinates all over a bathroom floor.
"Bryan, I just used the bathroom and I want to warn you that the floor underneath the urinal was soaking wet! The floor pisser has struck again!"
floor pisser by Bolton October 1, 2003