pimp tard or pimptard

A pimptard, at least when I was in highschool, (which now seems very progressive in a 1990's ghetto kind-of-way), meant a retarded male or female student that was also a pimp.

Let use a male as an exmaple.

To qualify, he has to pimp at least 2 girls at once. It didnt matter if the girls in fact where retarded, however, most times the pimptard has two retarded bitches on his arm, primarilly because they didnt know any better because they were of course, retarded.

by Brandon December 9, 2004

Pimpstress

A female pimp who is technically unemployed but makes her living collecting money from various men in order to maintain her high-maintenance status. She often drives a new, foreign vehicle and is not known to the public by her real name.

I'll never have to work as long as I'm a Pimpstress. My bills will get paid regardless.

by Maria Chaunte' August 7, 2007

pimpstress

1. n : A female who procures customers for whores.

Megan will sell your ass on the corner cause she's tha pimpstress motherfucker.

by M0nkeyP0x September 18, 2003

pimpshack

The blue tent at the Stew where the overwhelmingly badass runners dish out the hate while trashin the white man. Their rugged good looks and undeniable swag are enough to attract even the toughest of opponents. It is said that rivers of orgasms can be seen trickling from the insides of this legendary tent. Travelling to the Pimp Shack is quite easy, despite popular opinion that is impossible to find. Just follow the sound of hands hitting the sides of bitches faces and you know you are close.

"What is THAT?" - Male Runner 1

"I spy the pimpshack, over yonder ridge!" - Male Runner 2

"God why are they so swagtastic" - Male Runner 1

"Oh my god i'm wet" - Female Runner 1

"I know why... we are close to the Pimp Shack" - Female Runner 2

by Viva El Walkopolingo September 26, 2010

Pimpsmack

1. The act of smacking a bitch with the back of your hand, usually in order to establish dominance or control. Can also be used to show someone who's boss.

1. The bitch was out of line so I pimpsmacked her ass.

2. "I'm the boss around here" proceeded with a pimpsmack.

by Da Biggest Boss February 28, 2009

pimpsterighteous

Pimpsterighteous is a word that combines the common slang definition of the word 'pimp' and the rastafarian term 'righteous'. Both are combined to use the ultimate uplifting term.

dude1: man, i just got a raise at my job. best day of my life.
dude2: i hear you, that's pimpsterighteous.

by Henmaster October 1, 2005

pimptagous

outragously pimp, beyond pimptacular and pimpalicious.

Damn yo, that girl be pimptagous.

by seb June 12, 2006