Piper

A beautiful, fun, intelligent, kind, truthful, wonderful human being. She is the best friend and anyone who knows her is lucky to have her in her life. She is kind( and maybe a bit snarky ) to everyone, no matter how annoying they are. She has a heart as big as the sun and will make you feel amazing. She has a horrible taste in bffs, but if anyone mistreats her, I will stalk and find you.

Alas, Piper has broken the heart of yet another boy

by Yaraw October 6, 2017

Rowdy Roddy Piper

The greatest bad guy in the history of Pro Wrestling
A man who will kick ass and chew bubble gum

"I have come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And i'm all out of bubble gum."-Rowdy Roddy Piper

by CKBruinfan September 30, 2015

chicken pumper

A generic insult involving bestiality. One who has sex with chickens.

Steve is a real chicken pumper.

by lucidphiz January 11, 2009

Piper

A Kind-Hearted loving girl who cares about her friends and family. Piper is a very organised young lady and will be very successful in life. When Piper is in her late twenties she will be rich and have a house with her husband and guinea pigs. She is probaly going to be a successful author because of all of her wondeful story ideas and naturally creative mind. Piper is the kind of girl who you want to hang out with but cant because you know you aint smart enough to. Piper has a large group of friends that stay by her side and she shares a lot in common with them because thats the kind of people that she hangs out with. Piper and her amazing looks and attractiveness knows how to get all the guys.

person 1 “I wish I could be like Piper....”
person 2 “yea...she has all the guys”
both “why cant we be like Piper?”

by TigerTay October 11, 2018

pimpette

A chick who can get as many guys as she wants, keep them if their worth it, and get anything she wants out of them.

I have 3 boys giving me head, buying me jewels and they dont know i just use them, I am a pimpette

by Pink Princess July 14, 2003

pay the piper

to bear the consequences of one's actions

You've been up all nigt partying, carousing and having all kinds of good time. Now you're at work and you're so tired and hung over you'd rather be dead than have to spend the next 8 hours sorting out tps reports. Well, buddy, if you wanna have fun, you gotta pay the piper.

by bart wheeler February 19, 2007

sunshine pumper

One who fails to realize the reality of a situation, and instead continues to support/ballyhoo a person, program, etc.

The sunshine pumper sees that their team and coaches are playing hard equating to good, when in fact the players are not performing adequately and the coaches have failed to properly recruit/train/coach the team.

by Old Army February 15, 2007