Philip he is 6 foot tall skinny as a rail, yet can eat you out of house and home. He thinks he's the shit. Says and does dumb things, and can annoy the hell out of you to the point that you want punch his lights out. warning can be a hazzard to your life.
Person 1. Man I'm hungry, I want to make some toast.
Action: bread is toasting, puts plastic on top of toaster.
Person 2. Whats that smell? OMG!!! did you really freaking put plastic on the toaster!
What a SPED thats a freaking Philip moment.
Action: bread is toasting, puts plastic on top of toaster.
Person 2. Whats that smell? OMG!!! did you really freaking put plastic on the toaster!
What a SPED thats a freaking Philip moment.
by The Shizznator May 12, 2010
Philip is gay
by Golden kid May 03, 2017
by The truth come out November 13, 2019
A worthless sack of shit that only helps the people that it likes. Extremely useless and caters only to those who play sports. Breaks rules and refuses to accept any complaints about it.
by stephano427 March 01, 2017
A good Christian boy who never misses a day of church. He must be in his bed at 9pm every day or the lord Jesus Christ will float down from the heavens and disintegrate him before pissing on his ashes.
Additionally, everything is his fault.
Additionally, everything is his fault.
Guy: "I need to go, it's almost 8pm."
Me: "Bruh why you gotta be such a Philip!"
Other Guy: "Philip, it's all your fault."
Me: "Bruh why you gotta be such a Philip!"
Other Guy: "Philip, it's all your fault."
by NightSaberX October 10, 2021