Paesthetic

Paesthetic means Pastel and Aesthetic in one word.

Example: "Georgia is wearing all pastel clothes today, that is so Paesthetic!"

by PaestheticDoll August 26, 2018

Peestick

a alternative way to say penis

"Hey dude my peestick is so big"

"Shut up and suck my peestick"

by Cardhozo August 28, 2018

pester of scooters

What do you call a group of 3 or more idiots riding scooters? A pester. A pester of scooters.

That pester of scooters is taking up an entire lane of traffic! God damn pester!

by observerplus June 2, 2019

A Pesty Polski

Similar to a sex pest, except a man of polish origin. This man will often run around wearing female undergarments for a cheap joke, sometimes splash himself with a dash of running water whilst fully clothed for a comical effect. His pestiness is not always of a sexual manner, however he is often just a dick for the sake of being a dick! His lack of respect for authority is often distressing to most, especially as he very well educated and cannot be caught out on intellect.

Top Lad 1: Oi you heard about that Dan kid? He is totally a Pesty Polski!
Top Lad 2: Heard about him? Why, his voice is everywhere i turn!

Top Lad 3: I'm going to drown him when he next showers in all his garments!

by TopLad69 November 7, 2015

Pussy Pest

A pussy pest is a guy who persistently pesters women for sexual reasons, most often resulting in a general discontent with their existence.

Girl 1: Ben just won’t leave me alone!

Girl 2: Ew, what a Pussy Pest.

by pussypest March 30, 2021

Pesto Burp

A disgusting burp of pesto, that permeates the entire room. Often leads to immediate sexual mood killing and evacuation. Even worse if done whilst kissing.

Girl: *pesto burp*
Guy: Deal-breaker.

by expert_pronunciator February 3, 2010

Text Pest

To describe someone who constantly text messages other people, non stop for several hours.

-How many messages you get from Ciara?

-15

-Wow she has been a real Text pest today.

by Big Fat Al June 2, 2009